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Gap in None
President Trump declared on Sunday that he’d received a championship at Trump Worldwide Golf Membership in Florida — not the primary time he’d claimed victory at considered one of his personal golf equipment.
Jon Stewart mocked Trump’s announcement with some well-placed air quotes on Monday’s “Every day Present.”
“Oh, he ‘received the event’ at ‘Trump Worldwide’? How did that occur?” Stewart mentioned.
“This dude’s complete life, he’s just like the Make-a-Want Batman child: ‘Hey, have a look at that, Donald. You caught all of the criminals.’” — JON STEWART
“Nothing says celebrating a saint like watching a drunk man put a plastic inexperienced hat on a police horse.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Fascinating truth: St. Patrick’s Day was initially celebrated with the colour blue, however they modified it to inexperienced as a result of that’s the coloration you get whenever you combine blue with vomit.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“What a spectacle in Instances Sq.. Crews spent the afternoon dyeing the entire urine inexperienced.” — GREG GUTFELD
“They’ve been holding the annual St. Paddy’s Day parade in New York since 1762, earlier than this was a rustic. The parade in Boston began 25 years earlier than that, in 1737, again when Grand Marshall Mitch McConnell was only a teenage boy.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
The Bits Price Watching
John Oliver explored the proliferation of sports activities betting on Sunday’s episode of “Final Week Tonight.”
What We’re Excited About on Tuesday Night time
John Legend will seem on Tuesday’s “Tonight Present.”
